"Congrats on the baby (Even if you might shit yourself giving birth)" funny greeting card -A2 Size (4.25 x 5.5 inches folded). -Printed on premium 16pt thick cardstock with a matte finish. -Paired with a coordinated kraft or holiday color envelope. -BLANK INSIDE -Hand Drawn pregnancy, birth, pregnant, baby, new baby, funny, sarcastic, irreverent, funny greeting card, baby shower. Ships in 1-3 business days