Celebrate aging with some light-hearted humor... This birthday card highlights the joys of getting older and reads "yes you're old but at least you can still wipe your own ass... (for now)" -A2 Size (4.25 x 5.5 inches folded). -Printed on premium 16pt thick cardstock with a matte finish. -Paired with a coordinated kraft or holiday color envelope. -BLANK INSIDE -Hand Drawn Categories: birthday card, funny greeting card, greeting card, card, cards, greeting cards, birthday cards, birthday gift, sarcastic greeting card, funny birthday card, sarcastic birthday card, funny, unique, sarcastic, gifts, gift ideas. Ships in 1-3 business days